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Bangs are complicated

mundanemusingsofanobody:

I forgot which way my bangs go , so now I’m just like,

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Fuck it. Thug life.

my level of sarcasm gotten to a point where i dont even know if im kidding or not

(Source: cayde, via laughbitches)

foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

(via laughbitches)

let's get a few things straight.

bisexual with a preference for the same sex does not mean "one foot out of the closet."
bisexual with a preference for the opposite sex does not mean "trying to get attention."
lesbian does not mean "masculine."
gay does not mean "feminine."
transgender does not mean "going through a phase."
transsexual does not mean "a disappointment." nor does it mean "gender identity confusion."
asexual does not mean "prude."
demisexual does not mean "prude."
objectsexual does not mean "mentally ill."
pansexual does not mean "easy."
heterosexual does not mean "normal"
Your does not mean "you are"

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condoms aren’t completely safe my friend was wearing one when he got hit by a bus

(via laughbitches)